Before you read this: if you’re a big believer in astrology/numerology/whatever thing it is, then you may be like ‘Hey!! That’s so rude!’ because in this post I’m going to explain the theory I’ve been theorising for a while. And this is the theory; the theory which is mine (another Python reference there, in case you didn’t spot it):
Astrology, more specifically star signs, are in most cases going to work. To start, you’re going to need to find out your Jaz Says star sign. Here’s a handy guide.
If you’re born in January you’re a wolf.